Get Offline!

Turn a New Leaf!

Too much online dating results in no dates at all

Yes, I said it.

Grownups might be the only dating site that will ever tell you to get out of the chat room on a Friday or Saturday night.

We HOPE the chat room is dead,dead,dead on weekends, and if we catch you dating your keyboard too much, we'll call ya on it.

While I hope to provide all the best of the online bells and whistles, my real goal is to have you do what our past members have done..  meet someone special and kinky, and take off together.  It's good for you, it's great business for me!

Seriously, GrownUps has a fairly high attrition rate, members who go inactive because they're found someone and moved offline!  But don't take my word for it, you will probably meet these people if you're active in the Nashville chapter. Most come back for reunion parties.

Why do our people have such good edge dating results?   Because we do what you want to do..    

       Get offline and meet real people in a low pressure environment
                              ...not one-on-one where it's a job interview.

       Have a place to go on Friday and Saturday nights
                              ...and someone to go there with.

       No more going alone to clubs alone
                              ...and feeling like horney-geek-man or desperate wallflower girl.

       Make friends that understand your kinks
                              ...and can still have regular lives and do "regular" things.

       Have a safe place to learn more play skills and relationship skills.

We have ways to help you participate.  The GrownUps Toolbar (for IE 7  and up browser) will give you an alert when you're missing a social, dinner, or presentation.

The GrownUps Phone Hotline is open to give you driving directions to safe public places where the members are gathering for club night, happy hour and pool pub, or dungeon n dance night. We make it easy for you to set a pattern of staying engaged with life.

No matter what "Master_Spank_UK" says, he cannot spank you by web-cam and make you like it. Puhleeze.

I'm sure you're a member of several free kinky dating sites.  Who have you met there, for real?

Free sites depend on huge numbers to sell advertising. They don't weed out anyone, or ever kill an expired profile.  The members are from all parts of the world.  Belgium? Australia? 

What good does that do you, here in the Continental US?   We're currently in Re-Beta for GrownUps 4.0, so it's FREE if you sign up before June 1, 2010.  As a Charter member, your accout will always be free

But for all the hours spent talking to yutzes, you're still looking to connect. While your're waiting to meet that perfect Dom or sub, the just-right poly family, or make some dependable dating and play-partners, come join us.  Why waste one more minute talking to people who will not or cannot come out and meet, even casually. 

We're advertising - free, we're real, we're local.  If you're in Nashville, Atlanta, or Dallas, and looking for kinky partners and friends, we have offline events for you.  If you're not from one of those major southern hubs, let's see about setting up a local chapter near you.