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01/19/2010 20:04:00 Ladybugn

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Divorce Kicks Your Ass in More Ways Than One. File this stuff under, "we kinda already knew that"

A team of plastic surgeons from Case Western did studies on twins. Taking pictures and life histories, then having those pictures looked at by an independant panel determined:

Divorce makes us look nearly 2 years older. (1.7 years to be exact)

Higher BMI makes us look older.

Unless you're 50+ In which case, a slight fluff fills out the facial wrinkles and makes us look younger.

Woot. Can't wait, in 5 more years, I can start looking younger!

But wait, if you get divorced, then get depressed about looking older, whatever you do, don't take antidepressants. Those also age the face. The working theory on that is they relax facial muscles too much and cause slight sagging.

Well Damn.

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